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Here you can find the first volume of my movie reviews, covering from roughly Halloween 2018 to the end of April 2019.
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This week, we talk about our favor one-liners, whether they’re cornball, obscure, or all the above. We also drink some delicious Charbono from the Robert Foley Winery.
After suffering through several courses of limp, brainless summer blockbusters, Late Night is a welcome sorbet.
It has much of the same flavor, just with different actors and accents. What’s missing is the freshness and invention that made the very first installment so irresistibly fun.
Ma turns out to be a mildly-diverting thriller, a base hit that could’ve cleared the fences.
As it is, Dark Phoenix feels like a bland, listless finale to a host of iconic truly iconic characters.
On this week’s Cinemavino, we take a look at the worst movies we’ve ever paid to endure. We also drink some delicious Red Zinfandel from Bedrock Winery.
As it is, this Godzilla sets a new standard for being epically underwhelming.
Brightburn has some sturdy performances and a few scares, but mostly this is a paper airplane that spends 90 minutes flittering slowly to the ground.
Rocketman depicts a star who seemed destined to burn bright and brief, only to defy the odds and endure for the ages.
“Cinema, for me, has always been something like music composed with photographic images.
Stan & Ollie (2018)
Somewhere, embedded within the raucous, irresistible comedy of the Three Stooges, the Marx Brothers, and Laurel and Hardy, lies a… Read more…
If Beale Street Could Talk (2018)
"I hope that nobody has ever had to look at anybody they love through glass." These words open If Beale Street… Read more…
In Roma, Alfonso Cuarón's camera often pans languidly across a scene, like a mind wandering into its own corners. Cuarón's vivid… Read more…
Eighth Grade (2018)
Between the age of twelve and eventual adulthood lies a gaping, treacherous chasm, filled with the wilderness of puberty. Hormones… Read more…
They Shall Not Grow Old (2018)
The old saying goes that, "war is long periods of tedium punctuated by moments of sheer terror." No film in… Read more…