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Artemis Fowl (2020)

It was like watching Wile E. Coyote climb into one of his homemade catapults, where feelings of disaster and dread are just part of the experience.

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Bloodshot (2020)

The good news is that babbling drunk is really the only way to survive the rest of the movie.  If you still wish to proceed, then grab a fifth of Mezcal and consider yourselves warned.

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Cats (2019)

I’ll just go ahead and join the cat-cophony:  The decision to slather Cats in creepy CGI hobbles it right out of the gate.

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Saving Christmas (2014)

 I’ve seen it twice now, and the second swirl and sniff really opens the bouquet of just how pungent this monsterpiece really is.  

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Jexi (2019)

Jexi had potential, buried underneath all the layers of badness.

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Anna (2019)

For all its flaws, I will give it this:  Anna boasts the rare distinction of being bloody and boring at the same time.

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Rambo: Last Blood (2019)

The violence in this movie escalates until it reaches a crescendo that is savage, cruel, and defeating, all at once.

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Angel Has Fallen (2019)

A leaden script drowns a charismatic cast, while frantic, incoherent action scenes rob the movie of any real tension.  

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After (2019)

These 106 minutes move slower than the time I had a tooth crowned and they didn’t give me enough novocaine.

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The Peanut Butter Solution (1985)

Judged on its own merit, The Peanut Butter Solution is a strange, cheerfully clunky little movie that feels too spooky for kids and too dumb for adults.

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