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After (2019)

These 106 minutes move slower than the time I had a tooth crowned and they didn’t give me enough novocaine.

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The Peanut Butter Solution (1985)

Judged on its own merit, The Peanut Butter Solution is a strange, cheerfully clunky little movie that feels too spooky for kids and too dumb for adults.

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Holmes & Watson (2018)

Holmes & Watson isn’t so much a movie as a monsoon of limp, slimy jokes…

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Camp Death III in 2D (2018)

Camp Death III in 2D! clumps every moldering horror cliché into one cinematic spitwad and chucks…

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A Madea Family Funeral (2019)

A Madea Family Funeral filled me with a sense of grief.  Not because it takes 100 minutes…

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Serenity (2019)

I walked into Serenity with only the knowledge I could glean from the movie’s poster.  Somehow,…

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Batman and Robin (1997)

As I suffered through the wretchedness of rewatching Batman and Robin, a visual metaphor popped in…

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Saving Christmas (2014)

“You can’t understand someone until you’ve seen the world through their eyes,” Kirk Cameron tells…

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Cannonball Run II (1984)

The most disturbing thing about this movie resides in the fact that somebody somewhere thought…

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From Justin to Kelly (2003)

I’m a firm believer that few things in life can be all bad.  Most movies…

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