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Jexi (2019)

Jexi had potential, buried underneath all the layers of badness ...
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Anna (2019)

For all its flaws, I will give it this:  Anna boasts the rare distinction of being bloody and boring at the ...
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Rambo: Last Blood (2019) <center><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-353" src="https://www.moviereviews.us/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/1.5stars.jpg" alt="" width="107" height="27" /></center>

Rambo: Last Blood (2019)

The violence in this movie escalates until it reaches a crescendo that is savage, cruel, and defeating, all at once ...
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After (2019)<center><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-302" src="https://www.moviereviews.us/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/IMG_2353-5-1.jpg" alt="" width="107" height="19" /></center>

After (2019)

These 106 minutes move slower than the time I had a tooth crowned and they didn't give me enough novocaine ...
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The Peanut Butter Solution (1985)<center><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2174" src="https://www.moviereviews.us/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/IMG_2353-3.jpg" alt="" width="107" height="21" /></center>

The Peanut Butter Solution (1985)

Judged on its own merit, The Peanut Butter Solution is a strange, cheerfully clunky little movie that feels too spooky for ...
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Holmes & Watson (2018)<center><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-299" src="https://www.moviereviews.us/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/0stars-1.jpg" alt="" width="107" height="26" /></center>

Holmes & Watson (2018)

Holmes & Watson isn't so much a movie as a monsoon of limp, slimy jokes that plop to the ground ...
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Camp Death III in 2D (2018)<center><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-353" src="https://www.moviereviews.us/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/1.5stars.jpg" alt="" width="107" height="27" /></center>

Camp Death III in 2D (2018)

Camp Death III in 2D! clumps every moldering horror cliché into one cinematic spitwad and chucks it at the screen.   ...
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A Madea Family Funeral (2019)<center><img src="https://www.moviereviews.us/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/1.5stars.jpg" alt="" width="107" height="27" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-353" /></center>

A Madea Family Funeral (2019)

A Madea Family Funeral filled me with a sense of grief. Not because it takes 100 minutes of my life ...
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Serenity (2019)

I walked into Serenity with only the knowledge I could glean from the movie's poster. Somehow, I walked out of ...
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Batman and Robin (1997) <center><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-302" src="https://www.moviereviews.us/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/IMG_2353-5-1.jpg" alt="" width="107" height="19" /></center>

Batman and Robin (1997)

As I suffered through the wretchedness of rewatching Batman and Robin, a visual metaphor popped in my head:  The grainy footage ...
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