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Holmes & Watson (2018)<center><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-299" src="https://www.moviereviews.us/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/0stars-1.jpg" alt="" width="107" height="26" /></center>

Holmes & Watson (2018)

Holmes & Watson isn't so much a movie as a monsoon of limp, slimy jokes that plop to the ground ...
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Camp Death III in 2D (2018)<center><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-353" src="https://www.moviereviews.us/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/1.5stars.jpg" alt="" width="107" height="27" /></center>

Camp Death III in 2D (2018)

Camp Death III in 2D! clumps every moldering horror cliché into one cinematic spitwad and chucks it at the screen.   ...
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A Madea Family Funeral (2019)<center><img src="https://www.moviereviews.us/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/1.5stars.jpg" alt="" width="107" height="27" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-353" /></center>

A Madea Family Funeral (2019)

A Madea Family Funeral filled me with a sense of grief. Not because it takes 100 minutes of my life ...
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Serenity Now!

Serenity (2019)

I walked into Serenity with only the knowledge I could glean from the movie's poster.  Somehow, I walked out of the ...
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Batman and Robin (1997) <center><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-302" src="https://www.moviereviews.us/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/IMG_2353-5-1.jpg" alt="" width="107" height="19" /></center>

Batman and Robin (1997)

As I suffered through the wretchedness of rewatching Batman and Robin, a visual metaphor popped in my head:  The grainy footage ...
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Saving Christmas (2014) <center><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-299" src="https://www.moviereviews.us/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/0stars-1.jpg" alt="" width="107" height="26" /></center>

Saving Christmas (2014)

"You can't understand someone until you've seen the world through their eyes," Kirk Cameron tells us during Saving Christmas's mawkish ...
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Cannonball Run II (1984) <center><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-299" src="https://www.moviereviews.us/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/0stars-1.jpg" alt="" width="107" height="26" /></center>

Cannonball Run II (1984)

The most disturbing thing about this movie resides in the fact that somebody somewhere thought it was a good idea ...
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From Justin to Kelly (2003) <center><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-302" src="https://www.moviereviews.us/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/IMG_2353-5-1.jpg" alt="" width="107" height="19" /></center>

From Justin to Kelly (2003)

I’m a firm believer that few things in life can be all bad.  Most movies have at least a little ...
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Terror in Beverly Hills (1989)

Terror in Beverly Hills (1989)

No sense in dancing around it:  This movie sucks deep-fried donkeys.  The cinematography makes the Zapruder film look like Trip ...
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Plan 9 From Outer Space

Plan 9 From Outer Space

Plan 9 occupies such rarified air atop the summit of bad cinema that to analyze it represents an intimidating prospect.  It ...
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