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Like a Boss (2020)

For anybody who thought any of this might be worth at least a slight chuckle, you’ve been warned.  Like a Boss sinks like a lead balloon.

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The Call of the Wild (2020)

The decision to digitally anthropomorphize Buck actually fails the film on two levels.

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The Way Back (2020)

The Way Back might cover a lot of familiar ground, but at least it does so with quite a bit of skill and sensitivity.  

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Cinemavino — Episode 73: The Temple of Zoom

This week, Travis and I unite via Zoom and break down our thoughts on Picard as a whole, and where we think it could go in season 2.

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Fantasy Island (2020)

begin this review by asking two favors of you, dear readers.  Numero Uno:  Can anyone explain…

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Trolls World Tour (2020)

I’ll put it this way for parents:  During this time of epic isolation, Trolls 2 should buy you just enough time to enjoy two El Presidente margaritas.  

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Bloodshot (2020)

The good news is that babbling drunk is really the only way to survive the rest of the movie.  If you still wish to proceed, then grab a fifth of Mezcal and consider yourselves warned.

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Emma. (2020)

A sumptuous soufflé, rich in flavor and meticulous in its crafting, devotees of the source material will no doubt find this to be a pleasing two-hour experience. 

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Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)

It’s difficult to type the words, almost like my fingers have been frozen in amber:  This cinematic Sonic ain’t…half…bad.

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The Invisible Man (2020)

Demanding times call for undemanding movies.  We need something goofier than all get-out right now.

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