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They Shall Not Grow Old (2018)

The old saying goes that, “war is long periods of tedium punctuated by moments of…

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Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

  Just about everything hits in Peter Jackson’s inaugural nerd derby:  Sir Ian gives gravitas…

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Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

  It’s full D&D porn, as Big Bad Sauron brings his Orcs, Men, and mammoths…

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Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

  Or, The Empire Strikes Back in mail armor.  Peter Jackson delivers the middle act of…

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