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Robin Hood (2018)

“Forget everything you’ve seen.”  The awkward narration that opens Robin Hood asks a tall order of…

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Creed II (2018)

Creed II somehow manages to be completely entertaining, despite the fact that it’s the sequel…

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Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018)

With this film, J.K. Rowling’s immense canon now spans twenty-plus years of wizards and witches…

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Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)

It’s telling that Freddie Mercury chose to pepper his mansion with cats, maybe because their…

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The Old Man and the Gun (2018)

During the Renaissance, the Stradivari family made stringed instruments with such phenomenal craftsmanship that their…

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Batman and Robin (1997)

As I suffered through the wretchedness of rewatching Batman and Robin, a visual metaphor popped in…

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