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Raiders of the Hidden Donald Trump Fetish Doll

Raiders of the Hidden Donald Trump Fetish Doll

I don't know if this idea warrants anything more than a few weird minutes, but I am definitely curious to ...
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Onward (2020)<center><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-310" src="https://www.moviereviews.us/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/IMG_2346-2.jpg" alt="" width="107" height="23" /></center>

Onward (2020)

While it can't hit and hold the same high notes as its classic predecessors, fans of the genre will find ...
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Richard Jewell (2019)<center><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-323" src="https://www.moviereviews.us/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/IMG_2353-6-1.jpg" alt="" width="107" height="23" /></center>

Richard Jewell (2019)

Ultimately, Richard Jewell plays like an immense tragedy, the garbage-strewn mess left after a media circus moves its dog-and-pony show somewhere ...
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The Goldfinch (2019)<center>  <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-307" src="https://www.moviereviews.us/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/IMG_2353-3.jpg" alt="Two and Half Stars" width="107" height="21" /></center>

The Goldfinch (2019)
Two and Half Stars

I haven't read the book, and it may be better than what we see here.  One thing's for certain:  This ...
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Spies in Disguise (2019)<center><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-342" src="https://www.moviereviews.us/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/1.5stars-2.jpg" alt="" width="107" height="23" /></center>

Spies in Disguise (2019)

The one good thing about this story makes all of its flaws that much more frustrating.   ...
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Midway (2019)<center>  <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-307" src="https://www.moviereviews.us/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/IMG_2353-3.jpg" alt="Two and Half Stars" width="107" height="21" /></center>

Midway (2019)
Two and Half Stars

Midway marked a turning point in the Pacific Theater, and such monumental events deserve a sturdier and more diligent depiction ...
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Maleficent: Mistress of Evil (2019)<center>  <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-307" src="https://www.moviereviews.us/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/IMG_2353-3.jpg" alt="Two and Half Stars" width="107" height="21" /></center>

Maleficent: Mistress of Evil (2019)
Two and Half Stars

After 119 minutes, I couldn't tell whether this film needed a little something more or less of everything ...
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Worst Films of 2019

Worst Films of 2019

I can't remember seeing so many productions waste so much money and talent.  We've talked about the best, now let's ...
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The Best Films of 2019

The Best Films of 2019

No list could ever satisfy everybody everywhere, but the following compilation makes me happy, and that's the most important thing ...
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Dora and the Lost City of Gold

Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019)

What follows feels like a blend of The Babysitters Club and low-calorie Indiana Jones ...
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